secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.

"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"

by Polokid246 April 20, 2018

Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.

Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!

by Steffanzo February 21, 2017

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

Credit Hound

Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.

"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.

by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019

French credit card

A credit card (see definition) but done on the front, or crotch area

My cousin walked by and gave me a French credit card

by Rebeccable December 22, 2019

wv credit card

Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.

Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!

by jlujan69 April 15, 2020

Credit Card

A card for hackers to access your account and search history and buy a Mc Heart attack in a bun.

Come here boi! Give me your personal info credit card. Also, my phones dead. Other: you can call your mum eh on my phone, just hit redial.

by F2f bdhr March 20, 2020