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Crayon

a term of untold status, fame and good luck bestowed upon an individual once initiated into the crayon cult by owning a Crayon Cult NFT PFP and eating / melting a crayon. For folks who want to identify as a crayon use the pronouns "cray/on"

( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
example 1 : wow that crayon really looks cool
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult

example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire

example 4 : those crayons are good at everything

example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
by gregmars@thecrayoncult July 22, 2025
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Cryosexual

Cryosexual (noun): A person who does not have a sex life, whether due to lack of interest, lack of opportunity, or personal choice. Being cryosexual may imply a prolonged or indefinite period of sexual inactivity. Often used humorously or self-deprecatingly. Not necessarily the same as asexual.
"After three years of focusing on work and gaming, he jokingly called himself a cryosexual."
by Jeradel June 29, 2025
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crayon

Something really stupid or illogical that it's as if it was written by a child.
Bro how did you get in trouble for that? That's so crayon, I swear.
by BigGayWarBanana69420 July 9, 2025
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Cryoswine

A term that refers to an Impossibly Crazy Enforcer
Melt the cryoswines!
by JamesTDG January 26, 2026
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Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.
I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.
by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010
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dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.
Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010
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Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.
You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!
by General Fire November 12, 2012
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