cracked cake

a poop so hard that it cracks

yo kyle, i shit out a cracked cake this morning

by dyl_thiccle May 18, 2019

crack a shizzy

another term for a fart. Sons were told not to use the word "fart", to come up with something else.

After a horrible smell of rotten ass filled the car, my son hollered out, "dad, did you crack a shizzy?!" fartpass gaspop

by oldman21 November 30, 2011

pressure cracks

a skateboarding term referring to the cracks generally found around the trucks/bolts caused from landing numerous times on your board mainly from a hard stomping fashion.

Steve: shit, i need a new deck i've got mad pressure cracks.

Danny: you need to stop landin bolts evert trick bro.

by SteezyMcNice November 20, 2009

crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."

"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."

by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013

crack-nasty

Something so utterly gross and unsanitary only a crack whore would attempt. The activity defies all dignity and self-respect.

I can't believe you made him go ass to mouth. That's just crack-nasty.

by Bo-Jangle's Ballsack Attack September 13, 2009

Cracked Cunt

A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.

"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam

by Ali-g and Kooyman March 12, 2015

crack the tub

when a morbidly obese person puts one leg in the tub, and one leg out of the tub and proceeds to wipe there ass along the edge, or side rail, and then cleans it up with a towel.

your mama is so fat she has to crack the tub after every shit.

by vacrow February 22, 2010