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crack-nasty

Something so utterly gross and unsanitary only a crack whore would attempt. The activity defies all dignity and self-respect.
I can't believe you made him go ass to mouth. That's just crack-nasty.
by Bo-Jangle's Ballsack Attack September 13, 2009
mugGet the crack-nastymug.

Cracked Cunt

A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.
"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam
by Ali-g and Kooyman March 12, 2015
mugGet the Cracked Cuntmug.

crack a shizzy

another term for a fart. Sons were told not to use the word "fart", to come up with something else.
After a horrible smell of rotten ass filled the car, my son hollered out, "dad, did you crack a shizzy?!" fartpass gaspop
by oldman21 November 30, 2011
mugGet the crack a shizzymug.

cracked cake

a poop so hard that it cracks
yo kyle, i shit out a cracked cake this morning
by dyl_thiccle May 18, 2019
mugGet the cracked cakemug.

flappy crack

a loose, worked, and utterly stretched out ass crack due to multiple simultaneous penis insertions administered daily.
That girl has the worst flappy crack ive ever seen. I didnt even know when my dick was in her ass.
by bublife March 29, 2011
mugGet the flappy crackmug.

crack the tub

when a morbidly obese person puts one leg in the tub, and one leg out of the tub and proceeds to wipe there ass along the edge, or side rail, and then cleans it up with a towel.
your mama is so fat she has to crack the tub after every shit.
by vacrow February 22, 2010
mugGet the crack the tubmug.

spit crack

In rap, if somebody spit that hot shit, it's common to say they spit crack. Not to say that smokin crack is encouraged but rather how hot they're bars are got u fucked up.
"Aye I heard you're freestyle earlier, you spit that crack my nigga."
Ayee I heard ya freestyle earlier. You spit crack my nigga.
by OG StAcKS June 13, 2015
mugGet the spit crackmug.

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