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yard crabs

a slang term for pubic crabs or crab lice
hey you better not be scratching at those yard crabs
by hattricks March 24, 2012
mugGet the yard crabsmug.

crab dinner

when I male/female orally stimulates a female who has crabs.
Tom enjoyed a wonderful crab dinner last night, one would wonder if she fed him out of spite.
by S.R.A.J.A.A.H.K January 26, 2010
mugGet the crab dinnermug.

crab waffle

A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.
Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'
by WoRdO_jOe October 23, 2017
mugGet the crab wafflemug.

Crab Sandwich

A crab sandwich which is a bad decision, made in error by someone thinking it was initially the right thing to do or something that would be nice.
Going home with that girl last night turned out to be a crab sandwich
by Gardz86 November 23, 2011
mugGet the Crab Sandwichmug.

lurch crab

One who is caught in the act of lurching among friends and family.
Titanas was born a lurch crab and is destined to always remain one.
by Snowbone July 28, 2009
mugGet the lurch crabmug.

internal crabs

A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.

Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).

Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.

Man #1: The what?

Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.

Man #1: You're full of shit!

Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.

Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!

Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
by vwortboy July 1, 2009
mugGet the internal crabsmug.

Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.
having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*
by bishname November 18, 2018
mugGet the Crab Tommug.

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