Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy

No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs

by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020

Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

The coconut crab

A shit enemy in the roblox game Bee swarm simulator. It drops shit loot and is only used for accessing the coconut cave. Spawns in 35 bee zone.

SHIT THE COCONUT CRAB KILLED ME AGAIN

by defined.com November 22, 2022

Crab-Herps

1. An illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. Most likely found on those who choose not to shower.

2. What you tell someone your ex has.

Dwayne: Man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?

by civic_90 April 20, 2009

crab noise

A noise that a crab makes

Man did you hear that crab it was making a crazy crab noise *crab noise*

by bingobitch December 24, 2018

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019