Having a crush on a second cousin. To have strong feelings towards a second cousin. It’s better and less weird than crushing on a first cousin or a sister. It’s legal to marry a second cousin in most places in the world. It’s still weird and considered a taboo according to certain people. Having a crush on a second cousin can result a higher risk of getting rejected compared to having a crush on a non-relative.
(Texting during October 22nd, 2018)
Me: Hi
Second Cousin: Hello, who is this?
Me: (Says my name)
Second Cousin: Oh, hi.
(They greet each other)
Me: I have to tell you something. Do you wanna here it?
Second Cousin: Sure
Me: It’s pretty long. I want you to take your time to read it.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: (Explains deep feelings towards her)
Second Cousin: I really appreciate you telling me all of this. With that being said, I’m not interested. I don’t want things to get too weird between us and hopefully, we’ll become friends/cousins.
Me: Well, I’m not looking for a relationship right now. I just want you to understand how I feel about you.
Second Cousin: I understand. Thank you for telling me.
Me: You’re welcome. I just don’t know how I’m supposed to handle these feelings.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: If most girls in the world look like you, life would be prettier.
Second Cousin: Thanks
Me: You’re welcome.
(Even though the second cousin crush nicely rejected the guy that has a crush on her, he still took the pain so hard which affected him negatively.)
(Complaining to friends about the rejection)
Me: My crush rejected me. I don’t know what to do with my life!
Friend: Well, she’s not interested. I mean she’s your cousin after all.
Me: I don’t give a fuck if she’s my second cousin! She’s all I fucking want!
Friend: Relax dude. Try not to obsess on it. Think about something else like airplanes.
Me: Hi
Second Cousin: Hello, who is this?
Me: (Says my name)
Second Cousin: Oh, hi.
(They greet each other)
Me: I have to tell you something. Do you wanna here it?
Second Cousin: Sure
Me: It’s pretty long. I want you to take your time to read it.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: (Explains deep feelings towards her)
Second Cousin: I really appreciate you telling me all of this. With that being said, I’m not interested. I don’t want things to get too weird between us and hopefully, we’ll become friends/cousins.
Me: Well, I’m not looking for a relationship right now. I just want you to understand how I feel about you.
Second Cousin: I understand. Thank you for telling me.
Me: You’re welcome. I just don’t know how I’m supposed to handle these feelings.
Second Cousin: Okay
Me: If most girls in the world look like you, life would be prettier.
Second Cousin: Thanks
Me: You’re welcome.
(Even though the second cousin crush nicely rejected the guy that has a crush on her, he still took the pain so hard which affected him negatively.)
(Complaining to friends about the rejection)
Me: My crush rejected me. I don’t know what to do with my life!
Friend: Well, she’s not interested. I mean she’s your cousin after all.
Me: I don’t give a fuck if she’s my second cousin! She’s all I fucking want!
Friend: Relax dude. Try not to obsess on it. Think about something else like airplanes.
by AntiCircumcisionMan February 22, 2020
Get the Second Cousin Crushmug. An alternative to cuffing season for those who couldn’t find anyone. Facing the holiday season alone becomes grim reality, and as desperation sets in family events become potential dating scenes
by Blackjack Archer November 23, 2022
Get the Hot Cousin Seasonmug. Your least favorite (or the most irrelevant) cousin. The term comes from the tv show "It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia."
by Please stop Doyle October 25, 2016
Get the Garbage Pail Cousinmug. Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn
by Sumdum fuk April 28, 2020
Get the My cousin Throckmortonmug. Andy:Whats Buzzin Cousin?
Brett:Not shit, you?
Andy: I'm good, and it's ironic how you are my cousin
Brett: you are right, that is pretty crazy
Brett:Not shit, you?
Andy: I'm good, and it's ironic how you are my cousin
Brett: you are right, that is pretty crazy
by Ya Boy Trax July 4, 2010
Get the Whats Buzzin Cousin?mug. when a TV show adds another younger character because the previous younger character(s) on that show has become too old and outgrown their cuteness.
Term originates from when The Brady Bunch introduced a new character named cousin oliver (in what turned out to be the final six episodes of the show) because all the cute kids grew up.
Term originates from when The Brady Bunch introduced a new character named cousin oliver (in what turned out to be the final six episodes of the show) because all the cute kids grew up.
when raven - symone was added to the cast of the Cosby Show because Bill thought Keisha outgrew her cuteness
pull a cousin oliver example numer dos: Malcolm in the middle, when Lois got pregnant around the 4th season.
pull a cousin oliver example numer dos: Malcolm in the middle, when Lois got pregnant around the 4th season.
by I'M BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! August 30, 2012
Get the pull a cousin olivermug. 