Smooth Cougar

My mom, apparently.

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.

by Honeycutt October 06, 2016

Cougar Cover

The thick layer of concealer worn by middle aged women to hide their age and entice their prey.

Also know as Cougar Camo

Friend1: Check her out, she's hot.

Friend2: Dude, check closer, there's a grandma under all that cougar cover.

by D.J. Double D August 30, 2012

cougar milf

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.

Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.

by elive May 30, 2017

Grade Cougar

A woman who is romantically, sexually, etc. involved with someone who is at a younger grade then themselves -- typically women named Emilia are in this category

"Oh did you see that senior and her junior boyfriend?

"Yea, she is such a grade cougar"

by abbey09 March 05, 2018

Cougar Nip

(noun) A young man who is attractive to older women.

Did you see the movie where the boy took off his shirt? Now, that was some cougar nip!

by Little Boo April 18, 2011

Cougar Knob

When you come across and very attractive older woman and things stand at attention in your pants. This word was actually derived from an auto correct fail but it was so good it stuck and continues to spread

I was at the bar and this super hot older woman walks in and I immediately had a cougar knob. My cougar knob was so hard I could not get up to go talk to her.

by Golden Chester September 05, 2012

blue cougar

when Pope Prep absolutely brutally pounds any other team by shoving the big E ROBB down the d-line so hard that it must result in a touchdown

kid a: did yall lose to jp2?
kid b: yeah they shoved blue cougar down our throat

by applebeesbeaner74 September 03, 2021