Cooper

Cooper by JUGUJ March 31, 2025

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cooper

cooper: a person that takes hours to come back in discord vc just to leave 2 minutes later because of his bedtime or some other shit
cooper: brb

cooper: brb
dude 1: fuck you

cooper by anita_kockinme May 3, 2025

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Cooper

There are two types of Coopers in this world.

The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.

The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.

Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off

Cooper by liftworks October 9, 2025

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Cooper

There are two types of Coopers in this world.

The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.

The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.

Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off

Cooper by liftworks October 9, 2025

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Cooper

A charismatic being who may or may not have baby carrot thumbs

Dang that cooper has cute baby carrot thumbs

Cooper by Bob Lewis 696969 January 14, 2026

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Cooper

Verb: One who coops.

"I wish I could be a cooper"
"Stop being such a cooper"

Cooper by YourPseudonymHandlecan'tbeblan May 6, 2026

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