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cooper: a person that takes hours to come back in discord vc just to leave 2 minutes later because of his bedtime or some other shit
cooper: brb
cooper: brb
dude 1: fuck you
cooper by anita_kockinme May 3, 2025
OMG cooper has a huge fat dick that everyone around wants to suck

it massive i was in it last night

thanks cooper it justine
Cooper dick is huge
Cooper by justine firman March 3, 2025
Cooper is a guy who will reach you heart and tear it out. watch out for his sensible personality. He is funny but if you are someone he’s interested in just know you aren’t the only one. He is a “guy bop”
girl -“ omg cooper texted me he’s so sweet”
girl 2 - “no way he texted me the same thing”
girls together - “cooper is a guy bop!”
Cooper by unknown drama March 13, 2025
Everyone loves... yes you Kara
We love Cooper
Cooper by JUGUJ March 31, 2025
There are two types of Coopers in this world.

The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.

The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Cooper by liftworks October 9, 2025
There are two types of Coopers in this world.

The first one will be the kindest soul you will ever meet. Somehow, if he sees you sad in public, he will approach you will listen, never judge, and speak pure wisdom. Statistically, 99% of the time, this kind of Cooper can and will change your life for the better. If you have a Cooper like this in your life, never lose him.

The other kind of Cooper is the complete opposite. He is a loud and obnoxious plonk who will stop at nothing to ruin your life. This may indeed involve homewrecking and possessiveness, not uncommon for this type. He will constantly make the world well aware of his 67 fetish, and is openly Republican/MAGA despite not knowing shit about American politics. He is a master manipulator and can make anyone act blindly against their own interest. If you know this type, disown him at once.
Person one: OMG YOU MUST MEET MY NEW BF
Person two: Who?!?
Person one: His name is Cooper and he's 6"...
Person one interrupts: Please genuinely fuck off
Cooper by liftworks October 9, 2025