ChokePoke

To choke poke is to be fukkin your bird in a place where you shouldn't be and she making so much noise that you have to start chokin her to get that bitch to shut the fuck up.

Cmon girl, if you dont keep it down, Im gonna have to ChokePoke ya.

by BJOB O'Brien February 3, 2008

The Choker

A long, thick cock that a broad chokes on while trying to suck (blow) it

MOCO gave Colleen the choker but she couldn't choke it down!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

choke hold

When getting a blow job and holding down the givers head so they gag while you cum!

I was so into that blow job that I threw a choke hold at the last moment!

by bjoldfaedwse October 18, 2008

Choke

To lose a sporting event or contest that decides a championship etc., especially when favored to win

Fran Tarkenton had a history of choking in big games.

by Anthony Brancato August 22, 2003

chakes

verb
1. To mock or belittle through the use of a barrage of often repetitive, insulting and hilarious .jpg images found on the internet.

2. To torture bubbrubb until he seeks the solace of his transvestite dog.

Bubbrubb was chakes'd until he sought the solace of his transvestite dog.

by Your Bestest Friend January 12, 2009

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

by bt February 27, 2003

choke out

Choking someone until they're knocked out and nearly dead.

Don't choke out someone unless you mean it. He might not wake up.

by p300 November 1, 2011