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choke wank

Wanking while choking yourself, being choked by someone else while you wank or being choked by someone else while they wank you
Im going to have the best choke wank tonight
by shukkka November 16, 2016
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choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
by Davo April 9, 2004
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Ka-choke-a

Doing really poorly at a competition of some sort that is sort of important, but not really because you know you’re gonna win anyways.
Don’t ka-choke-a this weekend!
by o0NavaShipper0o October 6, 2018
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choke on a bow

“Choke on a bow” refers to teenagers that wear bows like Jo-Jo siwa. It is offen used when talking crap about childish teenagers.
“Bow girl exists”
Teenager- that girl needs to choke on a bow 🤗
by Betterthenyoyuyy April 27, 2023
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Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.
"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out
by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011
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ghost choke

The act of saying you choked someone without choking anyone. Lying about the submission
Joe said he submitted someone but it never happened. Ghost choke
by Capita February 16, 2017
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choke and blow

Giving someone fellatio while snorting lines of cocaine off the penis.
That party was crazy last night! Susan gave me a choke and blow!
by Bendorb January 26, 2016
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