Oyster Case 

A woman who often has sex on the beach: as a result sand gets into her vagina and years later it will come to turn into a pearl.

That woman is such an oyster case. Probably has a full necklace at home.

Oyster Case by paew April 11, 2009

welfare case 

An ex-wife who does not work but has a significant alimony judgement in her favor. She has an extraordinary sense of entitlement as she collects a large sum of money from her ex-husband.

My welfare case takes half of my salary each month

welfare case by Professor S December 16, 2004

sex case 

A person of the rapey persuasion; somebody who hears "yes please" when everybody else hears "fuck off and don't touch me, you dirty dirty minger". Sex cases can come from all walks of life, but are united by the all consuming urge to sniff your discarded underwear, whilst fapping off to childhood memories of being emotionlessly beaten by their cold and distant father.

Yeah, I wouldn't go out with him, he's a right sex case. You know he's on the register for perving through the nursing home windows and wanking off?

That Josef Fritzl turned out to be a proper sex case, didn't he?

sex case by whatsittoyou87 September 27, 2010

maury case 

a woman that has multiple kids by muitiple men that she knows/don't know who the father is ?

man...that woman is such a maury case with all those kids without a father..!

maury case by B.fantom June 21, 2010

Serious case of the deads

Someone with a 'Serious case of the deads' will in 99.999% of medical cases be 'dead'.

Often used by multiple people playing video games to describe someone.

Person 1: Yay i killed him!
Person 2: Is that a hole in his head?
Person 3: It looks like he has a Serious case of the deads.

Serious case of the deads by ABCDOMG January 14, 2013

keith case 

A highly visible, unsolicited erection.

Dude, I can totally see your keith case. We're just watching infomercials.

keith case by awwwwyeahh360 April 25, 2014

Disco Case 

ThE cApiTaLiZaTiOn Of EvErY oThEr LeTtEr, aka Studly Case. But that's lame. Disco case makes it seem like you are at a party, with lots of blow and X. Therefore, not lame.

HeY bRoSkeEtSkI, sTuDlY cAsE iS sToOpId. DiScO cAsE iS wAy LeSs GaY.

Disco Case by TheCrushinator December 17, 2015