Carson

A premium douchebag who will always drink and get high.

Yo, is he smoking?
Oh yeah, I forgot he is a Carson

by Ghetthatass_asap December 22, 2018

Carson

A complete asshole. Great at making dick moves.

Me: wanna share your headphones, I lost my beats
Carson: no bitch

by Enter name here15 January 14, 2017

Carson

Piece of human garbage, would do anything to make you feel terrible about yourself. Goes about his day acting like a faggot and the such and sort.

Oh shit! Its Carson. That guys a faggot don't look him in the eyes...

by jeffyladinthisland August 27, 2018

Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.

by snasa July 4, 2016

carsoni balogna

A cool cat that wears a striped hat. Yes, oh yes. It's really just that

Carsoni Balogna rhymes, what fun!

by IceDolphin4Lyfe July 4, 2016

carsonette

Bullying in a way of psychology or/and sarcasm.

"Wow. He is such a carsonette. He doesn't even admit it!"

by John Thompson's Definitions May 13, 2017

carson school

A place to make kids depressed and suicidal; a building that incorporates no child care or educational purpose.

Carson school likes bullying

by Madmoms June 8, 2017