Carson

Gayest boy you will ever seen.

Sam:Oh look that's Carson

Cj: yeah he looks pretty gay

by Kkoofy March 13, 2020

Carson

Big pp man

i love carson
why
he has big p

by berbien June 8, 2022

Carson

A girl with beautiful blonde hair and a smile to light up the world
Usually a bit aggressive
Squat form is horrid, but she makes up for it in other ways

Do you see her over there? That's a Carson

by Patty H November 22, 2021

Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022

Carson

Talks bad about his friends when not around.But will act cool to your face

Especially when it’s your girl he wants

Carson only hear for liquor and his girl

by Black chess peaches November 18, 2023