Carson Bjork

A big man, usually named Fluff loves fucking retarded kids when there sleeping and also likes to smoke weed every day of his life and spends hundreds of dollars on cartridges. Also he works at Qdoba and gets free food cause hes white. And lastly he loves big black dick in his mouth on a Friday night.

Oh that guy is a Carson Bjork

by OklolxD June 23, 2019

Carson luker

Yours truly. Plays 2k. Eats triscuits and cheezits. Loves his box fan. Also owns a cowboy hat.

“Who is that kid wearing a cowboy hat”
“O I heard about him he is always j chillin”
“O yeah that’s Yours truly, Carson luker”

by Smallkrunch69 July 7, 2019

Carson Anaya

Ugly boy that’s never gonna get a girlfriend because he’s so ugly and his sister Makenzie Anaya beats the shit out of him cuz he’s so week

Carson Anaya is Ugly

by Gabe’s girl September 2, 2019

Carson Wentz

an absolute crappy QB that played well for one season and then completely tanked for the Eagles, was traded to in Colts an Jonathan Taylor carried the team. Then was traded to the Washington Communists and was benched for Taylor Heinicke.

MAN CARSON WENTZ IS SO BAD

by ihatecarsonwentz09 January 6, 2023

Carson Miller

an amazing friend :) someone your very lucky to have and you love very much <333

wow, you have a Carson Miller your really lucky!!

by KKNordhehe<3 February 1, 2023

CARSON-PHOBIC

A gay tranny, named Carson.

Ew he's gay and trans! what's his name? Carson. Ew I'm Carson-Phobic.

by Fagthatbrags February 12, 2022

carson city rewind

when you take a poo and you wipe your ass with toilet paper leaving it on the roll and then winding it back up

yesterday I did one of the most perfect carson city rewinds at the local AMPM

by brady8 March 24, 2007