canoeing

When you are smoking a joint, blunt, cig etc. and the ember starts to just move down the side of it.

"Dude, spin the blunt when you hit it, it's canoeing."

by jay17305 May 25, 2016

Canoe Treatment

When you rise in rank due to having a vagina.

Damn Paris is a Lieutenant already? She got that Canoe Treatment didn't she.

by Sergeant BTW September 3, 2020

Douche canoe

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.

"Bugger off you douche canoe"

by t_tahiti May 22, 2018

Kentucky Canoe

The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.

Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.

by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011

Douche Canoe

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018

Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021

Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016