Butter the Monkey

Actions that result in a woman being ready for penetration.

I whispered something in her ear. By the way she wiggled, shifting her weight, I knew that I had just helped her butter the monkey.

by cherrypicker, uk June 6, 2009

Butter Trumpet

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I cranked my butter trumpet ‘til it spewed Land-O-Lakes all over the photo of my friend Mark’s sister that I stole from his mom’s house.

by Butterboy420 April 27, 2021

buttered cheeks

When you think you sharted but you just greased your ass cheeks.

(Ass liquid)

I think I shit myself but I have buttered cheeks.

by Datzwatshesed May 22, 2016

Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.

Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012

people butter

The next generation of potatoes.

What a potato he was-but my god that group is just a bunch of people butter

by I prey on the young and weak December 16, 2016

Bung Butter

n. describes the creamy mixture of fluids that sneak out of the anus after unprotected anal sex. The base mixture contains spooge and fecal matter. It may also contain rectal blood, lubricant, spit or any other liquid that may have been inserted. Makes a great combination and sauce for the Dirty Sanchez.

Buddy, I woke up this morning, scratched my ass, and found some fresh bung butter - did you harpoon my starfish last night?

by cookie1964 February 13, 2013

crouch butter

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and she cums; the blended mixture of cum and period blood

Hey bro, is that ketchup on yo pants?

Nah main, just a lil crouch butter- ain't no thang.

by Crouch Butter September 11, 2015