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Berkeley bum

Someone who will stop you as you walk and tell you:

a) You look good, son. Naw, naw don't leave, I jus wanna talk ta ya...

b) I will take verbal abuse for change

among many other statements. They will often smoke weed or crack right on the street, and the cops don't care. They have an 'ignore the bums' policy.

These bums will often wander onto campus to have enlightening conversations about the bible, only to pass out in the middle of a pathway.

They are generally nice people, some even have advanced degrees, but somewhere along the line (around 1967-1975) they just fucked up and couldn't recover. Most of the sleep in people's park.
Paco: Yo G, you see that Berkeley bum?

Jaime: Yeah, how'd he get all the way down to Stockton?

Paco: Shit if I know, but he taught me about the space-time continuum, I feel like I might go back to school.

Jaime: Yeah, they are pretty smart, but yet they don't do shit with their lives 'cept create elaborate radio mixing equipment next to Top Dog.
mugGet the Berkeley bummug.

boab or bum

A Game, often played in the glasgow area, similer so the game "Finger or Toe"

The game involves Two players who take turns in putting their finger up ones Anus, the bum, or onto ones Boab or Boaby(Scottish term for Penis).

The players then put their finger to the opposing players nose in the hope he/she would guess incorrectly.
Playing Boab or Bum;

James-(Putting his finger on his Boaby)

Daniel-"Thats Defo a Bum man"

James-"Unlucky, Thats a Boab"

Daniel-"Where The F**k has that thing been"
by Rodney Spank February 19, 2010
mugGet the boab or bummug.

bum chic

refers to a person who's sense of style and fashion maybe disorderly, nonsensical and random, but still nontheless looks cool, fashionable and in-style.
Wearing mis-matched clothes while still looking well put together is hella bum chic.
by Joje Marie F. Reyes December 13, 2008
mugGet the bum chicmug.

Bum bitch

Bitch with no job, and no life and no future. Spends all day running her mouth and causing drama instead of getting a job to take care of her kid(s). Refuses to let her kids father see his kid unless he is sleeping with/dating her. Throws a temper tantrum like a 2 year old when she doesn't get her way. So pathetic her kids father(s) have to pretend to be in a relationship with her so that she lets him/them see their kid(s) and she actually believes them. Obsesses over her kids fathers girlfriends because she can't be them. Will always be the "other" bitch
Jennifer-lee angelo is a bum bitch.
by Fact sharer May 27, 2015
mugGet the Bum bitchmug.

Mum Bum

When a young girl has an ass like a 60 year old mother of 6.
I would've hit that, but her mum bum was mingin'
by Badmon22 September 16, 2011
mugGet the Mum Bummug.

futon bum

A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.
Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!
by Don't worry who this is February 24, 2008
mugGet the futon bummug.

jesus the bum

one of the many legendary bums of hoboken, nj. he gets his name from his tall, lanky appearance, and having hair and a beard as long as to resemble jesus christ himself. he is usually found wandering around the palisades (a.k.a the trails) or seen loitering around the mcdonalds on 3rd and washington st. rumours have it that his first name is "bob" and he totally lost it from an overdose of scooby doo acid back in the seventies.
eeyyyoo, you know where jesus the bum at? we want to get some booze from mohammed's.

nah, but i know mark the bum is down by cvs doing his shit
by rickrock May 26, 2008
mugGet the jesus the bummug.

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