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Brandon

Brandons are white furry creatures, almost neon white. He lurks around for beagle licking's attention 24/7. They like to flex their small micro sized muscles while around the ladies. If you see a Brandon, you'll notice his tall linky looking buddy.......and a beagle. He likes to lick his mom's clit until it turns into a crusty rasin in his mouth.
" hey brandon & dakota....& beagle, do you want a rasin?"
by nootlicker April 15, 2013
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Brandon

The biggest jerk alive. I can't stand this person, he hangs up on me when I call and likes girls all too well, he likes 2014 Forest Hills Drive which is the worst kind of music to listen to when your depressed he used to be a great guy and a best friend, but now he is the biggest jerk ever. Brandon thinks he is better than everyone else, and trust me, HE'S NOT.
Brandon used to be my best friend, however, he puts materialistic things in front of the important things.
Brandon is a jerk.
Brandon doesn't deserve your friendship.
by a_peed_off_exbestriend_100x January 18, 2017
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Brandon

a kid who has never wanked over the age of 13 and is overly attached to video games
by LD620 March 30, 2015
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Brandon

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.
by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is daddy.
by IcedVulcan September 1, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is not cool
by JewishMeister November 5, 2019
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Brandon

A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂
Omg is that a Brandon ahhhhh runnnnnnn
by Destini789 December 23, 2019
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