walmart board

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.

"bro, nice walmart board,"

walmart board by nirvana thing May 27, 2021

Shartshittery Board 

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.

My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

Shartshittery Board by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

Luigi Board 

A luigi board is a board used to summon luigi's ghost.

Marc: Did you hear Vinni got possessed while using a Luigi board?
Kaz: What?
Vinni: *Demonic Luigi growling.*

Luigi Board by Gelimino June 25, 2023

Biting The Board 

Also referred to as a nasty spill, fall or a trip. Past Tense: Bit The Board

I bit the board falling off a swing one time impressing this girl.

Biting The Board by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003

z-chara board hit 

N.B: this definition, with no offense meant for Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans) hit on Max Pacioretty in the 2010-2011 NHL season.

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding -at an angle of course-the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.

NHL fan forum post: Shame on you, dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty.

reply to post: asking yourself the question of whether or not Zdeno Chara intentionally injured Max Pacioretty is objectively meaningless. Also Gary Bettman is not, and I repeat in vox populii NOT, part of the problem. Whether intentional or not, a z-chara board hit, IMHO, is supposed to be banned in the NHL; an NHL game is not some kind of modern Roman gladiator spectacle where injuring, maiming, and even sometimes killing, one's opponents was not only tolerated, but encouraged. We have taken the Latin concept of panem et circenses far enough a.i.

z-chara board hit by Uncle Dimma August 8, 2013

Philadelphia Cutting Board 

When you take the truffle butter, and pack it onto a cutting board and cut it up into edible pieces.

Todd and Julie are infamous for pulling off a Philadelphia Cutting Board.

Philadelphia Cutting Board by Mebag October 10, 2016

Dick diving board 

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.

"You're such a dick diving board john."

Dick diving board by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017