Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.

~God 2/14/00~

Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY

Bling Johnny: y e s

Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII

by Iron taste like blood September 07, 2021

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Bump Bling

When two individuals who have had their privates decorated with tiny Swarovski crystals have sex.

"Oh baby, your Vajazzled vajayjay makes me horny. Let's bump bling!

by SusanBAMFuny February 26, 2010

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"Wow, that Kid Bling guy sure is sexy"

by KidBling April 08, 2021

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The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

by Ratskrad January 19, 2011

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Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.

Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!

by PhatBoyG May 02, 2016

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Person 1: DUDE Jocelyn and Hannah are G Bling!
Person 2: Yah man, i love them

by JJkicksass December 26, 2010

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Massive income, enough to support purchasing lots of "bling" jewelry and lavish accessories.

Did you see his new watch? He must be bringing in some bling-come...

I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.

by NSpeedracer December 30, 2010

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