Bling Master (Boob Magnet)

the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs

Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boob Magnet)!

by Kassandra and Evan July 20, 2009

hotline blinging

Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style

"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"

"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."

by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016

web bling

Like regular bling but of web sites, web bling is flashy show off graphics and animation valuing bling excessive flash over substance.

Wow the web bling of that site is so cool, too bad they don't have any details that back up their claims, some actual function to the site would be nice too.

by pwvl May 5, 2011

blingness

Something that is very cool or very bling.

Hey esse that is the blingness

by GangstaK August 15, 2008

Bling Job

Getting a rim job while taking a piss.

Sweet bling job, baby!

by BMF90 June 23, 2010

bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.

Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."

by idksogtfo June 28, 2017

Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011