European Blender

When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.

I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.

by Jerry Capute January 4, 2006

blend

See Bell End.

An insult, as in,
"Rave on, you fucking blend!"

by Captain Blend January 16, 2003

Blenis

A stupid person, kinda how you might call a capable person retarted to say there dumb or did a dumb thing. Also used if person is very ugly.

What a blenis he is.

by Matthew111 December 2, 2007

Blender

A person who always trying to blend in with the rest of the group

Man..you peep the blenders following us to the fight..fall back blenders

by Gunner March 10, 2004

blenderize

to blend in the blenderizer.

"will you blenderize those ingredients to make me a shake?"

by ~Blanche November 30, 2007

BlindSide

When A Girl Is Masterbating To Your Back, While Your Jerking Off, And Turn Around And Unexpectingly Jizz On Her Face.

dude, i pulled the funniest blindside on her last night! it was sweet!

by Rick Suave May 7, 2010

Blender

A common kitchen appliance that is considered by people who would know to be much less elegant than toasters.

Also, the nickname of a certain low down dirty whore who happens to reside in Hinton James at UNC Chapel Hill.

Look at that ugly ass blender.

Look at that ugly ass, Blender.

by KingMarshall December 28, 2005