blap

shooting your mouth off when you're an obvious dumb fuck.

Jethro: "Eminem is a great lyricist, but he sucks".
Bobby: "What the fuck? You are a dumb ass. Check that mouth of yours before you blap".

by elitewan June 10, 2009

Blaphae

The act of of shoving inanimate objects in a butthole or penis hole

Hey man, yesterday night was crazy, i blaphae this girl, and it went everywhere.

by Dr. Eric Shun May 20, 2009

blarple

a blarple is: cunt

what the fuck is a blarple

by zennxk April 23, 2018

Blap Blap

CSGO London Major Grand Finals 1st map, casters' reaction to Dupreeh with an AutoShotgun

Blap Blap!

by Pope Clement VII September 23, 2018

Blap

Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting

Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York

I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.

Dude, those beans really make you blap.

by the big blapper August 31, 2011

Blap

a Borred Slap ie. being slapped on the forehead

OMG she just Blapped me!

Shut up or i'll Blap you!

by niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccc June 27, 2008

Blapper

A females Vagina / Sex drive.

"Aye did you get that"
" Bro she gave me some of that Blapper bruh"

by 916ink January 23, 2015