blackfriday zombie

An exhausted person so obsessed with Black Friday that they wander through stores in a daze hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline.

I have got to get some rest, I've turned into a blackfriday zombie. zombie, exhausted, tired, sleep-deprived, Black Friday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, holiday shopping

by joecoolthefool December 10, 2014

blackedy

To partake in the instance of being black.

That Nigga is sure Blackedy today.

by Black man say goo May 15, 2016

Blackfrican-American

An African-American, except with the word, "Black" replacing the "A". Quite possibly used in ridiculous arguments to sound offended and ridiculously ridiculous. Used as a joke between friends and family members. Use with caution around strangers and online when trying to troll or joke around.

"What, is it because I'm a Blackfrican-American?! That's racist!"

"Yo! What does that even mean?! Shut up, you're stupid. You don't even mean it, you're joking, you asshole!"

by Blackfrican-American August 29, 2017

BlackBerry Prayer

The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.

The MUNI is filled with people doing their morning Blackberry Prayer rituals.

by Loony2nz July 2, 2008

Blackberry Playbook

RIM, famous for their email and calendar offerings answer to the Apple iPad.
Unlike the iPad which is now in its second generation this device has no native email or calendar client and at the time of shipping their iPad competitor the iPad 2 will have been on sale for a month.

Average Joe: Hey cool, is that an iPad?

Playbook Owner: No, it's a Blackberry Playbook

Average Joe: I heard you can't email or play Angry Birds on it

Playbook Owner: FML

by manbearpig2011 April 14, 2011

blackberry

An irritable boil like sore you get on the inside of your anus. Almost as irritable as getting sent email when you are not at work. Some people consider the blackberry to be some sort of business status symbol to prove how important you are to the company.

I think they are just a pain on the back side.

Did you just get a new blackberry. yeah it is a real pain in the ass.

by cake boy March 24, 2005

Blackenism

Like third wave feminism, but only for black women.

Blackenism is the feminism that racist black women have been waiting for for years

by pseudonymyousrex May 14, 2018