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Justin Bieber

I totally left a Justin Bieber on old man Benson's porch.
by A _fan May 9, 2011
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justin bieber

1.a shitty pop star singer
2.raped and inpregnated a fan(girl)
3.the HIV/AIDS of pop culture
4.the blighting disease that never goes away
1.joe:what are you listening to?
maria:justin bieber
joe wtf is wrong with you?

2.roland:did you hear how justin bieber raped a fangirl?
mindy:he's a low life rapist

3.joe:you better listen to michael jackson singing instead of this queer

4.max:i wish this fagbastard is going out of business soon
by kojiro95 November 4, 2011
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Justin Bieber

An 11 year old singer who sounds like a dying walrus with down syndrome. His "music" appeals to young, insecure teenage girls who for some reason think they're gonna marry him, and for some reason, each of his terrible and annoying songs have lyrics that are so simplistic and boring it makes you want to cut your ears off.
Person 1: Did you hear the new justin bieber song?

Person 2: That was a song? I thought it was a loud broken vacuum.

Person 1: I don't blame you.
by TheWalrus37 March 29, 2010
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Justin Bieber

1) Shit shaped in a human structure lacking genitals, his looks atracts weak-minded girls as his only way to gain profits and produces a harmful noise out of its mouth.
2)Diarrhea.
Normal person: Justin Bieber songs are shit! My ears couldn't stand such a noise!

Weak-minded teen girl: I Luv Bieber! <3 <3 <3 I don't know why everyone insults him and says his music sucks! they are jealous because he's cuuute! <3 <3 <3
by GAWDy November 18, 2010
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The Dirty Bieber

When you stick the back of a microphone up your girl's pussy and then you sing into it justin bieber lyrics
Guy 1: Dude, I gave my girl the dirty bieber last night
Guy 2: aw man! how was it?
Guy 1: she was screaming baby all night...
by bustinjieber69 May 31, 2010
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Bieber Bomb

the sudden urge to bombard a party/bar with Bieber songs; goodbye $5 in the jukebox
Are you going to Bieber Bomb this place?
You wanna BB this bitch?
by stulsreeb December 15, 2011
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Bieber Fever

The bad sickness you get when listening to Justin Bieber. *Only some get it* It may spread around. THERE IS NO CURE TO BIEBER FEVER YET.
Example of Bieber Fever:

Justin Bieber: ♫Baby, baby baby ohhhh♪

You: OGMOGMOMGMGOMG LET'S FAN GIRL JUSTIN BIEBER OMG I LOVE HIM HE IS SO CUTE HIS HAIR IS ADORABLE OMG HIS SMILE... OH HE'S COMING TO OUR TOWN LET'S SEE HIS CONCERT WOWOWOWOWW MY ROOM IS PLAIN, I'M GONNA COVER MY WALLS WITH JB POSTERS!!!!!!!!!

Me: smh
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