Banteristic Mechanisms

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.

nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv

by BantaClausOfLondon June 2, 2015

Banter Clique

A group of people who express much banter with each other more regularly and intensely than others in the same surrounding area. Typically made up of young males, with one member of the group usually being of Chinese decent.

John, I was in the office today and the lads in blue corner were getting particularly rowdy and expressing a series of teasing remarks. I believe they have formed a banter clique. I will contact HR.

by A/Cool June 5, 2015

banter blindness

When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.

We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.

by alpal86 June 13, 2017

beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018

Bender gaff

Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.

Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.

by Shallowbeing November 22, 2019

weeny benders

Men's cotton underwear briefs.

Man, these weeny benders are crampin' my style!

by B.J. Morley April 16, 2007

muffin beater

1. A homophobic person who lets their fear of homosexuality get so intense that they lash out and cause physical or mental abuse.

2. Slang for an exceptionally large sized penis.

Girl one: So how was he?
Girl two: I couldn't walk for a week after he stuffed me with that muffin beater.

Guy one: I heard he was gay..
Guy two: Oh, what the fuck? I don't wanna hang out with him then.
Guy one: Dude, don't be such a muffin beater.

by BeeTerrr April 25, 2011