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Mud Bending

When someone deficates on another person without being conscious of doing it to someone.
Person 1: How was that music festival?

Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.

person 1: Eww that is so gross!

person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019
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el bende

She some kind of el bende
by Queen B!(: December 5, 2015
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Bend yer bifocals

My latest contribution to the giggle hungry folk of the interweb! A refined, cultured way to say, well, basically... "You're about to get creamed 😬🤣🤙🏼".

This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025
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space bending

the hypothetical process of folding space paths once, twice or multi-folds so as to reduce the distance between the earth and a heavenly body. This would reduce the space distance in the extreme so that space travel to that heavenly body can be made at a much shorter time that what it would take now.
If scientists could develop a space bending mechanism, man could travel to even a distant star by folding the space path to that star,say billion times.
by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011
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Bend

To drive.
I just got a new car so I'm ready to bend.

Or.
You can catch me bending corners in my hood.
by anonymous February 18, 2024
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Around the Bend

The Pearl Jam song that Airy HfjONE loves listening to.
Guy number one: Hey, whatcha' listening to?

Guy number two: Around the Bend.

Guy number one: Oh, I love that song!
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 6, 2024
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Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
by Korra April 12, 2013
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