monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

Coon Beater

Someone who beats unlawful african-americans for a living. Usually for approximatley $2500 year. Its a rough living but beatin a bunch of coon's is all in a hard days work. And someone has to do the dirty work on this god forsaken EARTH

JD: Dude garrett, why the fuck are you sweating your tits off?

Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!

by chrispytits December 9, 2008

beater

A slacker. Also: smart-mouthed punk, loser, cheapskate, lazy mofo. Notorious for trying to look cool whilst loitering, spitting, smoking, leaning, and/or being in a "band". A beater usually has more bark than bite and will back down if challenged.

"Look at those posers! What a bunch of beaters!"

by M. Payne January 16, 2008

Class Beater

This is someone who only masturbates in class because the teacher is so fuckin hot or two girls are messing around when the teacher is gone, but most likely that the person gets hard and feels like they should finifh the job.

"I can't fuckin study whith that kid in the back of the room being a class beater."

by K-DO6 May 30, 2006

bejesus

bejesus: be·je·sus
Variant(s): also be·jee·zus /bi-'jE-z&s, -'jA-, -z&z/
Etymology: alteration of by Jesus
Date: circa 1908
-- (interjection) used as a mild oath;
-- (noun) runny poop

You scured the bejesus out of me.

by ))<>(( July 7, 2006

egg beater

A collarless, sleeveless shirt, otherwise known as a "wife beater" which has been worn so long without cleaning that it has become completely yellow from a combination of sweat, spilt beer and smokeless tobacco spittle.

When Cletus saw the film crew from "Cops" he put on his favorite egg beater so as to look good on TV.

by Rick Santorum November 2, 2006

wife beater

Australian. Blue singlet usually worn with boardies and thongs. Accompanied by a tinnie.

Nice wife beater mate

by Michael November 10, 2004