Closeted Couple

A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.

When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'

When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.

by The watcher of Wayne's world. March 12, 2012

closet girl

a polite term meaning that a girl is highly sexually active and just doesn't let others know about it.

"Hey Eli, your ex-girlfriend is totally a in-the-closet-it-girl huh!"

also see: closet slut closet whore

by Sama August 12, 2005

closet diving

To look for something in a really messy closet.

I need to go closet diving for my best shoes so I can wear them on my date Friday.

by bizzle207 April 25, 2010

closet eater

A fat person who in public eats little, but gorges themselves in private.

Joe is really fat, but I never see him eating more than a salad. He must be a closet eater.

by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

closet fairy

A homosexual person who is still "in the closet" or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.

Boy 1: Dude, John keeps looking at me in the locker room
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already

by Robby Fitz December 7, 2006

closet pervert

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto

Naruto: Ahhgg!! Why are you here?!

by Magik November 26, 2004

Closet Pony

A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.

*Closet pony opens up his computer*

Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?

Guy two: No it's abstract art!

Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony

Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!

by Little Miss. Magical December 20, 2011