dopey bastard

Silly idiot

ex. Penguins can't fly you dopey bastard

by RacistPenutButter May 30, 2016

Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion October 21, 2008

gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

Bastard Load

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

by Towball April 29, 2009

Ho Bastard

When your mom's a ho and your dad walked out on you.

Tim "Hey Jim how is life? "
Jim "Bad, My mom is still sucking dick for money and I don't know where my dad is."

Tim "Damn you a ho bastard."

by Definitionofdefintions December 8, 2017

Scum Bastard

basically "you're a prick". originated from big scary of the oddcast

"oi ya scum bastard!"

by northenman December 28, 2020

stinkbutt bastard

One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.

Have a little respect you stinkbutt bastard - it's your own grandmother's funeral!

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006