dopey bastard

Silly idiot

ex. Penguins can't fly you dopey bastard

by RacistPenutButter May 30, 2016

Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion October 21, 2008

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

dungeon bastard

A dungeon bastard is a slang term used by D&D players to describe a mean or unfair dungeon master, such as one who unfairly kills or torments the group or a specific character. The "bastard" rhymes with master, so it works.

Joe: John, Mark is such a dungeon bastard!
John: I know man.
Mark: You know I can hear you, right?
Joe: ...
John: ...
Mark: ...

by Flooper January 4, 2017

Ho Bastard

When your mom's a ho and your dad walked out on you.

Tim "Hey Jim how is life? "
Jim "Bad, My mom is still sucking dick for money and I don't know where my dad is."

Tim "Damn you a ho bastard."

by Definitionofdefintions December 8, 2017

Scum Bastard

basically "you're a prick". originated from big scary of the oddcast

"oi ya scum bastard!"

by northenman December 28, 2020

matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014