Ho Bastard

When your mom's a ho and your dad walked out on you.

Tim "Hey Jim how is life? "
Jim "Bad, My mom is still sucking dick for money and I don't know where my dad is."

Tim "Damn you a ho bastard."

by Definitionofdefintions December 8, 2017

dungeon bastard

A dungeon bastard is a slang term used by D&D players to describe a mean or unfair dungeon master, such as one who unfairly kills or torments the group or a specific character. The "bastard" rhymes with master, so it works.

Joe: John, Mark is such a dungeon bastard!
John: I know man.
Mark: You know I can hear you, right?
Joe: ...
John: ...
Mark: ...

by Flooper January 4, 2017

Bastard Load

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

by Towball April 29, 2009

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

Scum Bastard

basically "you're a prick". originated from big scary of the oddcast

"oi ya scum bastard!"

by northenman December 28, 2020

matt bastard

A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.

That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.

by Credit 4 Life August 18, 2014