Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

dogs are barking

"dogs are barking" dogs actually refers to ones feet. It is unclear if the term barking means hurt or smell.

after a long day on your feet. Boy, my "dogs are barking"

by creature2 August 26, 2008

handle barin'

When you are fucking a girl with pig tails up the ass and right before you jiz in her asshole you take ur cock out and jiz on her back and then rip out her pigtails and slap it on her back.

Yesterday I was handle barin' some chick when i found out that it was actually my cousin.

by Chrissy T June 28, 2006

Barson

The strangest of strange people. Barsons are internationally renowned for their passion for sailing, yet they are incredibly seasick. They are also massive BAAAstards.

"Look at that Barson over there! Isn't he a mong?"

by BDuffy November 18, 2013

Barinder

The baddest bitch in all the land

"damn son she a barinder!"

by TheBigOunce September 16, 2019

macgregor barking

First used by the macgregor clan in olden day dogging circles. Macgregor barking is when a group of men surround a car with a couple having sex in it and bark like dogs while they pleasure themselves.

Hey dude! Did you enjoy that macgregoring we did last night...WOOF WOOF!! Yea dude! Macgregor barking is the shit!!

by creamy windscreens December 9, 2007

barking spider

a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider

man those are some big barking spiders

by jeremy shepherd June 11, 2006