im baked as beans

Being so stoned that you have no other way to describe but baked as beans

"yo im so high like im baked as beans."

by I'm baked as beans September 12, 2014

Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014

Twice Baked Potato

The act of vomiting into a woman's vagina while performing oral sex on her.

I went down on Betsy last night and her cunt smelled so bad I ended up giving her a twice baked potato.

by NYkid420 February 20, 2010

Boston Baked Beans

To place your testicles inside a womans ass and then remove them after they have become brown and place them in her mouth.

I gave Susan a nice helping of Boston Baked Beans last night after dinner. I hope that bitch can keep the Bush's secret family recipe

by Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan December 24, 2008

honey baked hoe

1) A fine bitch with sweet and salty personality characteristics
2)a bitch with big ole nipples like pineapple slices on a honey baked ham
3) A method used to describe a thick but still extremely attractive woman
4)A girl with a fat tender juicy ass and pineapple sized titties

Dem bitches aint fat, they some honey baked hoes

by lolericlol March 26, 2008

half baked

A great little movie and a quality ben & jerry ice cream flavor

Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

after-baked

The feeling you have after smoking strong weed, where you feel like doing nothing and your brain is useless.

I feel so after-baked today. I need to get me some more weed.

by Coke Munk June 15, 2009