A sexual act where a person cums in between the ass cheeks of the recipient and pushes the ass cheeks together And spreads them apart to reveal the Boston Bagel.
by momoirokakaricho May 13, 2009
Get the Boston Bagel mug.1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 17, 2008
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Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
by Matt-NM December 16, 2011
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Get the Slot badger mug.“Damn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing we’ve talked about is her pussy”
by Sky Steezy November 1, 2018
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Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
by bobdylan_mcfc January 7, 2005
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by Kénji Lescara May 31, 2018
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