Schrödinger's Autism

The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.

Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.

Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism

by Ant On A Dog August 02, 2023

Autismed

Sillier word for Autism.

"We are autismed"

by Jonah_ July 24, 2023

Reverse Autism

A diagnosis given to you when you have 18 or less Chromosomes instead of 22, this makes a little too average, but a really bad speech impediment.

You have Reverse Autism.
Reverse Autistic person, "auuughggguaauhhhg"

by Laborin Jameees May 06, 2017

Righteous Autism

A form of autism which contains only it's most advantageous qualities.

With Al's righteous autism he was able to manage 5 wives and his job.

by BenAllan November 03, 2018