Twat tart

Adrian
Also called a dickbag

He’s such a twat tart, reminds me of Adrian

by Skeebs March 11, 2019

Twat Blot

A tattoo over the genitals (generally taken as female genitalia). The reverse of the tramp stamp.

"Wow a twat blot, how risque. I'm sure that won't looked stretched out and horrific after pregnancy."

"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."

by Whodafuckizyoo April 9, 2012

Twat Salami

Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.

He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.

by CobraKaiSensei August 15, 2011

Swamp twat

Dirty nasty blown out female genitals that's been ran threw by the whole county and then some ..

If you were to look up the word swamp twat in the dictionary, you would then see a picture of Mel.....

by Broodalized Disaster54 October 24, 2016

Twat swatch

A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.

I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.

by CupcakePower January 28, 2019

fraggle twat

a person who resembles a cave dwelling creature that performs sexual favors in public bathrooms.

I stood in the bathroom line for 20 mins because some Fraggle Twat was in there with a guy!

by Aimsab May 25, 2007

Twat-Wagon

An absolute toolbag that rolls around town like he's the coolest kid, has an Xbox swag but is a loser in real life and is probably gay.

John- Dude, what a queer.

Steve- Yeah you're right, let's go to pilates and get sushi afterwards!

Derrick- Shut up you fucking Twat-Wagons!

by Dr Cats PhD June 28, 2011