Woodchopping ankles

Your girlfriend has fat fucking ankles and you hate her

Damn that girl has some woodchopping ankles you should dump her bro.

by assgoblin76 January 20, 2024

horse ankles

when your ankles are crackly as fuck

"dude listen to those ankles crackalackin youve got some damn horse ankles on them feet

by cirava riot hiveswap hermod February 19, 2021

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Ankle Meat

When you put your flaccid penis on a girl's ankle for sexual pleasure.

My girl was feeling frisky tonight so I gave her some ankle meat.

by ElBoppo September 14, 2020

Ankle Monitor

Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.

I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025

Ankle-spin

A celebration of a big win on slot machines or roulette.

He won 300x the bet and celebrated by doing an ankle-spin.

by Paddehatt June 29, 2017

ankle bath

The process of taking a shower when the drain is clogged with hair or other funkiness, and the tub fills with water while you're in there.

Can also be used to describe the actual tub you are trying to shower in, but standing ankle deep in water...

Hey girl. Can I come shower at your place? Mine's a total ankle bath right now, and I don't feel like dealing with it.

by sweetsarahbelle February 21, 2011