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Albert

It is an evolution of the homosapiens discretus. As you get distracted a lot, he attacks you from behind with his 3cm penis. He is a bit homosexual and transgender.
by ..red flags.. November 24, 2021
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Jaj tvox yez
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Yeqa xer uni
Albert
by Grnoooo November 22, 2021
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Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.
Didn't see Albert Kung coming?
by The future of the future December 10, 2017
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Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.
"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)
by Googoomuck February 10, 2020
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the one who laughs at his jokes
albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha
by cookthekidz November 9, 2020
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an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well
Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman
by ahahhaah January 22, 2018
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Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)
by alrp July 6, 2025
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