Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home
by narutouzumakisstepmom January 03, 2022
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Alarm

A loud noise that sends people into a state of panic for no apparent reason. The longest time a Alarm has gone on for was on September 11th, 2001 and ended at 8:14 AM EDT.
"Dude I still remember the day that the longest alarm went off for. Ahhh, September 11th, 2001.... Such a good day.
by Random_definition_er June 09, 2024
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Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off
"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."
by Nnotbad March 30, 2022
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brown alarm

A fart so loud it wakes up the farter and/or their bedfellow(s).
I would have been late for work this morning, but Cynthia's brown alarm woke me up in time.
by Jonny Firepants June 12, 2017
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Oreo Alarm

The time in the middle of the night that you wake up after eating a large amount of Oreo's.
Johnny's Oreo alarm went off at 3:30 A.M. he purged that box of Oreo's that he ate earlier with the gallon of milk.
by Allgreen January 08, 2012
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Nigger Alarm

A phrase originating from an ironically racist 1975 comedy movie called “Darktown Strutters” to be used as a racially insensitive comedic remark when seeing a person who has dark skin.
by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024
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six alarm chili

The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.
Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!

Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!

*45 seconds later*

Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!
by akaMrAndOrMsAlias October 01, 2020
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