Son of french novelist and playwright, Honoré de Balzac and named after his favorite alcohol. Born 1820 and died 1831, cause of death: Forced Secretion.
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A swine. A vulgar little maggot. A pathetic, worthless bag of filth. A canker. A sore that won't go away. A zit on the butt of society. A fiend and a coward. A bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum.
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