The "Day After" Shit

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.

I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016

After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates

I got some After Nut Pee on my Crocs

by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019

"morning after" panties

n.) The underwear your girlfriend found in your dresser that she decided to put on. (May be described as absolutely sexy.)

My girlfriend took a shower and turned my boxers into "morning after" panties because she couldn't find her thong.

by StarWolf777RJ July 19, 2016

After-Dinner Bowl

Consuming a bowl pack of marijuana after the meal eaten in the evening known as, "dinner." Term is also known as an, "A.D.B."

"Dad; after-dinner bowl in ten minutes?"

"A.D.B. in 10, gotcha, son."

by Still_Being_Used_By_Someone October 31, 2012

After School Hand

The condition of a hand having a million doodles, lines, and words on it, a result of writing and drawing on it during school.

*On a bus ride home*

"Dude, what happened to your hand?"

"I dunno, Marissa has been doodling on it all day."

"I guess you have after school hand."

by JesseCPK September 2, 2012

longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.

When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.

by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013

Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020