longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.

When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.

by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013

videos after dark

Watching excessive amounts of porn at night just because no one is around.

What are those noises coming from Timmy's room? Those are his videos after dark!

by Timmy Burch June 18, 2014

Mexican after party

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.

Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.

by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020

Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020

After-Dinner Bowl

Consuming a bowl pack of marijuana after the meal eaten in the evening known as, "dinner." Term is also known as an, "A.D.B."

"Dad; after-dinner bowl in ten minutes?"

"A.D.B. in 10, gotcha, son."

by Still_Being_Used_By_Someone October 31, 2012

After Disney stage

The stage a former disney actor goes through to get rid of their child image.

Guy 1 - That one disney channel star released nudes!
Guy 2 - Must be going through their after disney stage

by Star-LordMan October 16, 2014

The "Day After" Shit

The first shit after a St. Patrick's day green beer party. This green turd smells like a frat house after a keg party.

I killed my room mates with the "day after" shit. Paybacks are a bitch.

by Football Fn Monkey July 6, 2016