Adult

A person who has almost legal access to all 18+ content.

You can't register on this site without age confirmation, it contains adult content!

by HookUpGeek January 4, 2019

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017

Teenage-Adult

Eighteen-nineteen year olds represent a 2-year gap when in which they're legally adults but technically also teenagers. This time often overlaps the first two years out of high school. Teenage adults are for the first time entitled to many new legal rights, and subjected to new societal expectations. Unique from other stages of adulthood such as twenties, thirties, ect. in that it only lasts two years as opposed to ten. How many responsibilities this entails varies from person to person and is still influenced by their level of dependance on their family for food, housing, and money.

The Bird family celebrated the 18th birthday of their Teenage-Adult son Chirp by gifting him eviction papers.

by ASinks May 23, 2024

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

Pre adult

People who are not adults Especially teens and pre teens

Pre adults are Dare Devils

by 459395 April 5, 2022

close adult superfission

What is recommended for children using a toy atomic-reactor kit.

Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.

by QuacksO September 13, 2022

Adult

(v. intrans., denominative agentative, neologism)
1. To perform the role of an adult.

NOTE: this verb was meant to sound like lolcats english, but accidentally follows old rules for making verbs that are actually perfectly normal, such as verbs "to engineer" and "to bitch."

Cost of living and wages are the gatekeepers keeping the poor and mentally unstable youth from getting the financial power needed to adult on their own.

by oron61 July 4, 2022