Facebook addiction

When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.

Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."

Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"

Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"

Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"

Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"

by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015

drug addict

my dad

"my dad's a rich man, he's a drug addict that makes bank off of selling"

by IAmWaiting November 5, 2022

Loot-Addict

Common term for gamers who uncontrollably loot all obtainable stuff in a game, seen in genres like RPG and MMORPG.
Most of the time this loot-addiction is a bad habit which sometimes makes both singleplayer and multiplayer games unplayable due the fact of being overencumbered.

(Player 2 shot down an enemy)
Player 1:"Nice shot, let's go to the hiding spot again."
Player 2:"Wait, first I need to loot him, I can use this, and that.. Oh his fancy roller skates I can use too."
(Enemies are approaching)
Player 1:"We're running out of time, quick get back in the hiding spot!"
Player 2:"Wait.. I'm overencumbered."
Player 1:"God****!! Crazy Loot-Addict!!"

by Michielzor December 16, 2010

Addicted to the Bean

The Bean is also know as Coffee, It is easily addictive and you can drink it more then 3 or 5 times a day. Some people cannot handle the bean and there for loose there minds all over the place.

Oh Man Im so addicted to the bean i might loose my mind.

I hit the bean four or five times a day.

Im fiending for the bean.

by Kitty pretty itty bitty titty July 6, 2011

Fortnite Addict

A kid that has fortnite as his only game, is over-entitled and also is the most toxic thing you will see. They will also throw a tantrum if you say anything bad about the game that they worship like a god. (Mostly 7-16 years old, will flex their “wins” and “build skills”)

Oh my god, little Timmy is SUCH a Fortnite addict,
I know right? He has it as is only game!

by Bilo.exe July 22, 2020

Popcorn Addict

Someone who despite telling you that they are indeed on a diet and have left their favorite movie theater snack behind, would willingly sacrifice their own child to the almighty Orville Redenbacher in exchange for a singular kernel with which to pop and consume happily, knowing that their first born child is forever gone in return for a measly kernel.

Jack: "Hey man how's your diet going?"
*Visibly has popcorn*
Jack: "Hey what gives man I thought you gave that up?"
Matt: "Not since Timmy left.."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Matt: "SHIT! MY POPCORN'S BURNING! HANG ON!"
Jack: "Your a goddamn Popcorn Addict."

by RichardsLeftNut March 27, 2019

Sammie Addict

One that needs a sammie so bad they wouldn't hesitate to eat a sammie from subway.

"Is there a subway around here?" Said by a true sammie addict.

by Sammie Addict July 7, 2020