Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.
Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017
Get the Urban tankmug. to wheel (seduce) someone by using extreme amounts of force. The person is normally half human, half machine.
by skynumber132 May 4, 2009
Get the Tank Wheelsmug. When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.
My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.
by Slerotin August 27, 2013
Get the Shart Tankmug. by Mark H August 17, 2004
Get the tank upmug. by CelticWonder November 19, 2002
Get the tanks yuomug. by papa smurph May 13, 2005
Get the tank titsmug. 