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Urban tank

Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.
Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
by Tankmasterflex July 28, 2017
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Tank Wheels

to wheel (seduce) someone by using extreme amounts of force. The person is normally half human, half machine.
Tank Wheels "Wow, that girl just tank wheeled him so hard"
by skynumber132 May 4, 2009
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Shart Tank

When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.
My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.
by Slerotin August 27, 2013
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tank up

To drink heavily to the point of getting zonked out of your mind.
Last night I tanked up so much, that I passed out and dreamed that I was swimming in a sea of beer.
by Mark H August 17, 2004
mugGet the tank upmug.

tanks yuo

Yeh, luser, dat was soo l33t. Tanks, yuo!
by CelticWonder November 19, 2002
mugGet the tanks yuomug.

tank tits

a name given to a girl with enormously huge tits
Damn, look a tank tits standing by the door!
by papa smurph May 13, 2005
mugGet the tank titsmug.

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