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Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!
by Adewmar February 1, 2019
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Samuel Harris

OMG!! It's Samuel Harris creator of the world "ploid".
by JohnScone01 April 25, 2022
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Samuel Jackson

quandle dingle here, i have some comments about samuel jackson, he is very hot and fortnite btw and he is black and like lean and like watermelon and like kfc and like KKK and no swam and no xi xinping (+15 america credit) anti dreamsexual gigachad head ahh boy nikkashneedang.
by quandle dangle May 13, 2022
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samuel taylor

A highly conservative gentleman. Raised in the boy scouts and religious teachings. Proud of his righteous right-wing beliefs, enough to use slurs to defend a point (the negative consequences of which he usually blames on "overreactive leftists" than his own misconduct).
A Taylor believes all women should be housewives, especially his own. He will send his son to military school if he dares to like the colour pink. Typically works as an electrician or in another blue-collar occupation that he can call "real man's work".
"Did you hear that 20-year-old guy talking about how things were so much better in the 1950s? That guy's a real Samuel Taylor"
by louisarmstrong9099222 May 29, 2022
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Samuel Hu

always there for you, even when times are tough. Samuel Hu always gets an A+
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Samuel Curtis

A man with a big bussy and his favorite snack is popcorn
Have you seen Samuel Curtis bussy lately? Shits poppin!!
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samuel collin

is she marrying samuel collin ?!?!?!?
by urmommasfavgirl February 8, 2022
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