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Samuel Martens

Usually a nerdy guy with glasses and bad hair. He is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and he will treat you right. His massive fucking cock will rearrange your organs and leave you wanting more because he never did anything in the first place.
Wow that Samuel Martens is really good at math!
by Adewmar February 1, 2019
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Samuel kenmare

a Samuel kenmare is a famous youtube with 1 million subscribers. he is famously known for shitting himself. his content is mainly him diving in baths half naked with bois. on his YouTube he makes fifa videos with his boyfriend called jack dempsey
by Jack butterworth October 21, 2020
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Samuel Jackson

quandle dingle here, i have some comments about samuel jackson, he is very hot and fortnite btw and he is black and like lean and like watermelon and like kfc and like KKK and no swam and no xi xinping (+15 america credit) anti dreamsexual gigachad head ahh boy nikkashneedang.
by quandle dangle May 13, 2022
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Samuel Goff

A nice caring boy amazing child hit him up he is so cool and a big man I’m terrified of him but we all love him
by Cool kid456 January 5, 2020
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Samuel Semasaka

Look it’s a Samuel Semasaka
by SAMUELSEMASAKA123 December 10, 2018
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Samuel Glazer

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and only gets plant-based vaccines. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 57 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
Brody boy”- Samuel Glazer
by Al isn't pal April 14, 2022
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