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Miami Pufferfish

An oral sex method in which one party engages in cunnilingus on the receiving party, whether anally or vaginally. The giving party gathers at least half a glass of orange juice inside of their cheeks, until puffed like a pufferfish, before going down on the receiving individual. Once their lips meet the orifice of choice, they open up the hole and shoot the orange juice into the hole until their cheeks are empty. For optimal performance, squirt every drop inside the person.
Girl 1: "I can't talk to that man anymore..."

Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"

Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."
by RoguSpanish January 18, 2022
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Miami

A ultra-massive landfill in Florida; one of 26 massive trashdumps where the canadians mainly from alaska and chinese people throw their trash. Miami stinks 24-7 in mountians of trash that are >1 mile high into the sky. Miami houses tons and tons and tons of niggers.
fuck miami
by Knmagor September 22, 2022
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Miami Mustache

When you ejaculate into your sexual partners mouth and it comes back out their nose.
You look great wearing that Miami Mustache babe! I gave her a Miami Mustache, I ate a bag of celery and filled her mouth so full it came back out her nose!
by Pauly Piccoloni October 1, 2022
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miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021
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Miami Cola

Chad: Bro, I got some Miami cola for the party.

Justin: Hell yeah dude, I love coke.
by Pineapplepanda April 18, 2022
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Miami Valley Career Technology Center

Where you go to get a good sucky suck in the lake. Tons of hoes and goats to go around.
Dang girl you being such a Miami Valley Career Technology Center.
by Sexydog445 November 18, 2020
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Miami Dick

The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.
We’re going to Miami this weekend, Mama needs some Miami Dick.
by Msginaaa April 24, 2021
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