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Joke cucked

When someone steals your joke
“She took my joke, she joke cucked me!”
by Me irl December 16, 2019
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Cuck dust

When you jizz on you're wife's ass and she let's it dry, chops it up and makes you snort it.
Man, last night Shane's wife made him snort fresh cuck dust.
by I_prefer_flavor-aid May 5, 2020
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Facebook Cuck

When a man’s wife looks at another man’s Facebook profile, diddles herself, and makes her husband jack off while she diddles herself.
Bryan is a Facebook Cuck when his wife diddles herself to Brian’s Facebook profile picture and makes Bryans jerk off.
by Ron Don April 4, 2023
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counter cucked

When you cheat on your girlfriend and then you find out that your girlfriend was getting gangbanged every other day by 7 brollic black dudes.
Damn, I just got counter cucked by this girl Shaniqua. Life sucks.
by tackis August 28, 2017
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ugly cuck

that FUCKING sombrero head is an ugly cuck
by bnjmnmrsh February 24, 2018
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The under cuck

When a cuckold (male spouse) is laying flat underneath his wife or spouse (usually in a 69 position) while she is getting rammed by a bull (other male)
Me and the misses just tried the under cuck the other night and the view was fantastic!
by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016
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Cuck Rogers

Having sex with an astronaut’s wife while he’s in space.
“She gets lonely with her husband on the ISS, so we play Cuck Rogers!”
by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021
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