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This is totally not skirt

a skirt but not for female of woman, a way for male to wear "skirt" but not in a gay or LGBTQ+++ way
I love This is totally not skirt, it make me not feeling gay or LGBT!
by sussybuluguy June 18, 2024
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hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
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sausage skirt

Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!
by Darian Shirley September 6, 2016
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battle skirt

Dat Scot got blood on his battle skirt when he beheaded his foe
by Rin Asada August 10, 2020
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jean skirt

Attire for a woman who recently survived chemo or is interested in other women.
That jean skirt is looking fierce.
by Superman72419 December 24, 2011
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SKIRT(tm)

Referral networking Sharing Knowledge Information and Resources Together.
I belong to a SKIRT(tm) group.
by dutchbroker2009 January 10, 2009
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Basically saying that skirts aren't made for males, but spelling error edition. It was started by a toxic OC named Randy. (credit to Shawna for the original dialogue)
Randy: Too bad, skirts are not made for meals, there are soft pants and shorts out there
by riss2021 May 21, 2021
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