Keith

Someone who is gay

Jim: that Keith over there is so gay

by The Detroit river October 16, 2023

Keith Dent

A bald headed saint that helped conceive the individual known through his online title 'plaqueboymax'. Keith is an all knowing entity with the brain power of Megamind.

"Yo did you hear that Keith Dent was on another Plaqueboymax stream?"
"Stfu nour😂🙏"

by ivanityg November 18, 2023

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

keith ape

The South Korean rapper who released a hit single titled 'It G Ma'. That was in 2015, and who knows what he's doing nowadays.

Keith Ape is sponsored buy Bape.

by sikefag March 3, 2018

Keith Smith

A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.

Quickly run away there’s a Keith Smith over there!

by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018

Keithing it

Whenever you’re totally keithing out. Keithing has many insertions in conversations..you can really just replace any word with keith/keithing.

Cool dude; woah!! He’s totally keithing it??
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..

by Gnarlybro67 October 9, 2025

Keith

Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.

Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.

by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020